This week, he's been checking all his mileages to make sure that we are not being overwalked.
From the beginning he's had this piece of string which he cut to measure 14 miles on his maps.
Can you imagine the furore then, when he realised half way up the country, that his string was half a mile shorter than it should have been?
Monsieur Poirot would have been proud - had it been cut? had it been chewed? (Not me gov)Was it deliberate? Was the perpetrator of this heinous crime in the building, or was it someone from the outside?
Mum says it was Colonel Mustard in the library with the gardening shears! He says the suspect was definitely seeking to shorten the walking day - who could it have been?
Has it shrunk, has it worn out with over use, or did he measure it correctly in the first place? After all he is a man!
Keep spreading the word
M
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